jabroni

jabroni
1. (Jabroni) (2250↑, 594↓)
A loser, poser, lame-ass. One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk. One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return. A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy\!" Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?\!" Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses\!

2. (Jabroni) (1210↑, 487↓)
Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"

hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?

3. (jabroni) (1080↑, 490↓)
Put down used by kick-ass wrestler [The Rock]

Shut your mouth jabroni.

4. (Jabroni) (396↑, 357↓)
One who is not good at his chosen profession or current task. A jabroni talks smack but has no way of backing up his mouth. A jabroni lets his mouth say stupid things when it shouldn't.

To quote The Rock... "Who... in the Blue Hell are you... jabroni?" As if to say, "Who are YOU to interrupt me?"

5. (Jabroni) (300↑, 286↓)
one whos shit is most definitely weak. someone who talks big, then when its time to run the table they're passed out underneath it.

"Now look at this jabroni here"

Author: christopher j h http://jabroni.urbanup.com/1948754
6. (jabroni) (187↑, 173↓)
1. a wrestler with no shtick, no costume, and a lame name like "john evans", going up against a real wrestler lkie "hulk hogan" or "the rock". a jabroni may get in a couple good moves, may even get into a 'near-pin' situation, but will ultimately lose. why? he's a fuckin' jabroni\! 2. a poser, one without an identity. 3. fodder for the ring. see 'dead meat'

1. that jabroni was wearing calvin klein briefs for a costume\! good grief\! 2. stop acting like a jabroni, you'll get your ass kicked. 3. who's the jabroni?

7. (Jabroni) (17↑, 16↓)
A particularly un-bro type of bro. Means "asshole". Also said by The Rock - A former wrestler.

Yeah, he was such a Jabroni.

8. (jabroni) (10↑, 10↓)
A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word [jobber], which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".

The Rock says, "Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni\!"

9. (Jabroni) (61↑, 63↓)
1. a scrub, one who lives the scrub life. 2. an italian profanity used to describe and "asshole" or "jerk" when talking about a person

1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni. 2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.

10. (jabroni) (6↑, 11↓)
(pronounced ja-bro-knee)-being really sketchy or just a bum. truly a mangy person to their core.

if im acting dumb or being a bad friend, im [jabronious]. Jude Law is the opposite of a [jabroni], because he is legit. the hobo on the side of the street is a [jabroni] because he always kicks my tires when I stop at the light.

11. (jabroni) (44↑, 46↓)
A jerk, loser, or one who is not highly regarded off. Sorta like a candy ass.

I don't wanna go to hang out with Bill and John, Bill is a huge jabroni.

12. (jabroni) (6↑, 9↓)
A bro who's acting like a douchebag at the moment, but is really a bro... AND/OR He who dances to Michael Jackson.

"Hey Tony, stop being a jabroni and clean up your vom, you sicknasty freak\!" OR "Check out that guy's sweet moonwalk\! He is SUCH a jabroni\!"

13. (jabroni) (50↑, 53↓)
a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend. OR: a naive, inexperienced person

Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up\! That's one of his jabronis over there. What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?

14. (Jabroni) (3↑, 9↓)
A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.

Our roommate is such a Jabroni.

Author: Lindser Pants Amadeus http://jabroni.urbanup.com/5352799
15. (Jabroni) (56↑, 65↓)
1: The title given to Socrates by visiting Roman philosophers. 2: Someone exhibiting reasoning ability as poor as that of Socrates.

Marcellus: I don't understand all the hype about Socrates, that jabroni reasons worse than a drunken germanic slave. Marcus: Indeed, that jabroni should be thrown to the lions\!

16. (Jabroni) (8↑, 19↓)
A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker

Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni

17. (Jabroni) (7↑, 20↓)
A square. One who poses out. A pussy.

You're damn right i said i hate you, you pathetic piece of jabroni shit, and you can take that to the mother fuckin bank.

Author: siegemotherfucker http://jabroni.urbanup.com/2626655
18. (jabroni) (47↑, 60↓)
A [jobber] in professional wrestling. Low class.

KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.

19. (Jabroni) (9↑, 23↓)
Jabroni: Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane. Jabroni: Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.

As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch. As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there. ....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

20. (Jabroni) (11↑, 26↓)
Any red headed person of african heritage.

oh, my\! that colored gentleman's head is on fire\! nevermind, he's just a jabroni.

21. (Jabroni) (9↑, 25↓)
A term often associated with Turbine Outages in Maine. Often used around Steam Turbines, by graduates of Maine Maritime.

What a fucking Jabroni\! I said the HP turbine, you fucking jabroni\! See if you can get this job done right this time, no more jabroni jobs\! We really got a jabroni when we got him. I thought we would'nt have a jabroni job if we used the Medford team. Put your hard hat on you fucking jabroni. Who was the jabroni that aligned this turbine? That fucking Jabroni put the pry bar in the packing box.

22. (Jabroni) (6↑, 26↓)
A willy, penis, cock, or dick Terry 'Hulk' Hogan, and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, famously use this word, at home, and during working for the WWE. (Jabrone for short)

"The Rock say's your a Jabroni" "Hey Linda, your Jabrone of a dog, took a turd on my weight machine"

23. (jabroni) (24↑, 44↓)
Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'

Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about\!\! Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?

24. (Jabroni) (19↑, 39↓)
1. One who cannot do the simpest tasks. 2. One who continuously creates havocs on the road due to making more than 2 attempts at parallel parking, running a stop sign, going 20 in a 30 mph zone. 3. Generally...an idiot.

1. You jabroni\! The bowling ball goes up the lane...not BACKWARDS\! 2. Did you see that jabroni? s/he rolled through the stop sign and didn't wait their turn.

25. (Jabroni) (26↑, 48↓)
A pepperami like sausage that smells of fish.

Fiona shut yer beef curtains they stink of jabroni\!

26. (Jabroni) (15↑, 38↓)
Noun: A large breed of long haired, black dog. Very rare in the United States.

"The neighbors Jabroni crapped in the garden again"

27. (Jabroni) (17↑, 40↓)
The dumbass steroid guys who live in Bakersfield, CA.

Look at that guy, what a jabroni\!

28. (jabroni) (46↑, 70↓)
A bad name for a person; idiot, cretin.

Look at that jabroni Katherine Neff.

29. (Jabroni) (31↑, 57↓)
1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods. 2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities. Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni

Challen's getting the pizzas. Pfft\! As if. You leave it to that [dick bunny] and you'll end up with [diddly] [jack shit]. F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni\!

30. (jabroni) (24↑, 51↓)
As a member of the semi-gang group known as the "jabronies," this person usually Italian with slicked back greasy hair which they run their hands through to style, they will wear light colored Polo shirts with popped collars, vintage looking jeans, Puma tennis shoes, and possibly be driving an American made sports car, usually a Mustang. A jabroni has unknowingly accepted the fact that he is a meaningless and identityless part of society. A jabroni's girlfriend is almost always a [sharastitute] and the leader of the jabronies is the [jamoke].

"Hey did you see those Jabronies over there with there mustangs?" "Of course I did, I'm the Jamoke\! Now beat it\!"

31. (Jabroni) (7↑, 34↓)
A guy who frequents university college bars wearing ridiculously colourful clothing and possessing a tendency to break his foot. Is known to drop crutches to see up female's skirts.

jabroni guy carrying crutches and colourful shirt

32. (jabroni) (10↑, 38↓)
A short, fat, balding, white hillbilly who enjoys a good romp in the hay with farm animals, also known as AE1 Sprouse.

That damn jabroni makes us work 16 hour days. Fuck him....fuck him.

Author: Clammy MacDougal http://jabroni.urbanup.com/820362
33. (Jabroni) (16↑, 46↓)
universal word. use it netime or newhere sometimes an insult, sometimes a compliment, u just never can tell, depends on how u use it in a sentance

Jibbs: damnit mike, wut the hell where u thinkin, ur such a jabroni\! Mike: im sorry jibbs, ur a jabroni, u own me

34. (Jabroni) (22↑, 61↓)
An italian dish served with pasta and sauce

hey wife pass me the Jabroni, can you please pass the Jabroni, "Boy mom this Jabroni tastes better than spagetti", Are we having Jabroni again tonight?

35. (jabroni) (12↑, 64↓)
In reality, jabroni is another way to say zamboni. Zamboni gets to be rather lame after long usage, but jabroni never does. Jabroni can also be used to describe moron's who suck a lot of dick.

Look at that jabroni going around on the rink. Oi, that guys a jabroni.

36. (jabroni) (7↑, 73↓)
The piece of skin between your balls and your asshole.

Kieran likes to lick jabroni's

37. (Jabroni) (72↑, 770↓)
A job-less loser who frequents A4E in Birkenhead.

"Get a job you Jabroni." "Shut up Carro"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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